Martha Stewart has lived more lives than most celebrities combined — Wall Street stockbroker, domestic goddess, inmate, influencer, and now an unstoppable 84-year-old mogul who’s somehow cooler than ever.

After graduating from Barnard in 1963, Martha hit Wall Street hard. But motherhood pulled her out of the city and into Westport, Connecticut, where she raised daughter Alexis with her then-husband Andrew Stewart. She quickly realized the homemaker life came with something Wall Street didn’t: inspiration.

“I was living two very distinctly different lives,” she said. “And the life of the homemaker was more interesting to me.”

That shift led to her home-grown catering company, which exploded into a multimillion-dollar empire and birthed her first book, Entertaining, in 1982. She said it was the moment she found her voice — and her future.

Entertaining became a cult classic, and after documentaries renewed interest recently, collectors were paying up to $1,700 for used copies online. Martha understood the hype immediately.

“Because I’m cool,” she told interviewers. “I cook, I hang out with Snoop Dogg, and I’ve gone to jail. I’ve been through the wringer and come out alive.”

By 1999, her company was public and she became America’s first self-made female billionaire.

“I built a beautiful company, and I was rewarded,” she once said. “That’s the American way.”

Everything changed in 2004 when Martha was convicted of insider trading. Late-night hosts joked nonstop. Headlines exploded. And Martha was sent to Alderson Federal Prison Camp for five months.

Despite the “Camp Cupcake” nickname, she insists it wasn’t cute. At one point, she says she was put in solitary confinement for touching a guard’s keychain — and denied food and water for a day.

But Martha walked out stronger. Literally wearing a poncho hand-crocheted by a fellow inmate, she immediately started rebuilding. She launched new shows, judged rising talents like Bethenny Frankel, and even joked about prison life by selling a QVC nativity scene inspired by the pottery class she took “away at camp.”

Everything changed again when Snoop Dogg appeared on her show in 2008. The internet couldn’t get enough of the unlikely duo. Their chemistry carried them through cooking competitions, commercials, and even joint commentary at the 2024 Paris Olympics.

They launched wine. They did lighter ads. They became a cultural phenomenon.

“Because she likes to light candles, and you know what I like to light,” Snoop joked.

Martha found a new audience too — the one living on Instagram. Her now-legendary 2020 poolside selfie went nuclear, leading to her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover in 2023. At 81, she became the oldest cover star in the magazine’s history.

Now 84, the mogul is writing a new memoir set for release in 2027. She says she’s survived everything life threw at her — marriage, motherhood, scandal, rebuilding a billion-dollar empire — and came out thriving.

“I think I helped so many other women believe in their own ideas and their own paths to glory,” she said.

And her fans? Still obsessed.

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