Hello! Is Moonshark. Moonshark say, long time since Moonshark have front page article but Moonshark believe is overdue if Moonshark does say so Moonshark self.
Moonshark is shark from Moon, and Moon have important event come soon: is visit by astronauts from Earth for first time since before Moonshark born! Moonshark excited say hello! Hello Earth astronauts!
Moon is best
Moonshark remember stories from Old Grandpa Moonshark about other times astronaut come visit Moon. Grandpa Moonshark ramble a lot, but also got autograph from Pete Conrad. Grandpa Moonshark say Pete Conrad definitely funniest astronaut come Moon. But Moonshark also hear Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover very funny too, so maybe Moonshark meet Victor and get one up on Old Grandpa Moonshark, make Old Grandpa Moonshark jealous!
Moonshark read on Ars Technica Moon edition that Artemis II crew make launch today and come fly see Moon. Moonshark want extend flipper of peace to astronauts from Earth and say Moon is pretty okay place to live, very nice, lots fun things to do! Good food scene with Moon food trucks, lots Moon concerts, many fine Moon tourist attraction. Moonshark hope astronauts like Moon, leave good review on Moon Yelp.
Moonshark know Earth is nice too, but Moon is definitely better. Maybe more astronaut come visit, stop by gift shop, buy Moonshark-branded hat and Moon mug, show off Moon merch on spaceship, very exciting, make all other astronauts also want come Moon. Maybe you come Moon too! Moonshark be waiting, wave flipper at you, everybody all take Moon selfies.
Hooray for astronauts but more hooray for Moon
Moonshark also is editor. Is right there in Moonshark full name, “Editor Moonshark.” And sometime, Moonshark distracted and miss typo in edit. Or maybe Moonshark get so excite by news, like astronaut come visit, that Moonshark accidentally maek typo. Moonshark sorry for typos. Moonshark has flippers and edit sometimes hard to do with flippers.
Moonshark close by say, wish best luck to Artemis II crew—Reid, Victor, Christina, Jeremy. Hope big rocket make smooth ride, fast trip, and hope spaceship have good snacks. Cannot wish for fair winds and following seas because no seas in space and no wind on Moon, so Moonshark just say, “Safe voyage, Earth friends.”
Okay, Moonshark got other stuff to do now. Moonshark out!
Editor Moonshark is shark from Moon. Make lots of front page edit on Ars Technica for many year after got fancy Moon degree from Moon University. Moonshark live kind of near Oceanus Procellarum.
