Bill Maher is used to poking the bear. But now, the longtime political comic says the climate has gotten so toxic that he’s afraid the bear might shoot back.

The 70-year-old Real Time host revealed he has no plans to return to stand-up touring anytime soon — and the reason is chilling. He’s worried he could be assassinated.

During a February 23 episode of his Club Random podcast, Maher opened up about why he quietly stopped touring at the end of 2024. While he never made a formal announcement, he admitted the current political environment makes hitting the road feel dangerous.

“I wouldn’t want to be on the road right now,” he said. “There’s just so much political anger out there. I could get shot from either side.”

Maher, who often brands himself as a political moderate, joked darkly that Democrats and Republicans might even “get together” over their shared irritation with him. He’s taken heat from progressives for blasting “woke insanity” and from conservatives for his relentless criticism of MAGA politics.

In short: he says everyone has a reason to hate him.

He described the country as “chippy” and deeply divided, adding that the atmosphere just doesn’t feel safe. While Maher said he’s frustrated with the progressive wing of the Democratic Party, he ultimately finds Republicans more “alarming,” particularly over issues like election denial.

Still, he insists both sides deserve criticism — even if that stance hasn’t made him many friends in Hollywood.

“I live in Hollywood. This town just does not believe in calling out both sides,” he said.

And he’s definitely made enemies in high places.

Earlier this month, current President Donald Trump unleashed a lengthy Truth Social rant targeting Maher after the comedian criticized him on Real Time. Trump called him a “highly overrated lightweight” and mocked him for what he labeled “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

The feud was especially awkward given that the two had dinner together at the White House in March 2025 — a meeting Maher later described as “gracious and measured.” Trump, however, later called it a “total waste of time.”

Maher fired back on air, comparing the situation to a bad date.

“He bought me dinner and expects me to put out?” he quipped. “I’m not that guy.”

For now, it seems Maher is sticking to the safety of his HBO studio rather than taking his act on the road. In a country where political comedy can spark real-life outrage, the veteran comic says the risk just isn’t worth the punchline.

Whether that fear is overblown or a sign of the times, one thing is clear: America’s culture wars aren’t just playing out online — they’re reshaping where even its most outspoken entertainers feel safe to stand.

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